unlimited.

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

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theartofanimation:

Danil Shunkov

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thefaultinmyass:

ipaintyouwings:

Message from David Karp 

everyone needs to read this.

Fuck yeah 

(via mylovefordrama)

singergurl91:

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

Also, just remember that Tom Hiddleston can make that noise on command…

I will now never look at Jurassic Park the same way again.

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richwhitelesbian:

brouhahakerfuffle:

geminispy:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

This just keeps getting better

this wouldnt happen on lofter. i would be safe on lofter

(via johnlock-in-thetardis)

avengerstimebitches:

foxnewsofficial:

cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit:

spookyroomba:

foxnewsofficial:

what does tumblr even mean

tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind.

that’s actually kind of touching. 

it’s actually kind of gay

that’s also what tumblr means

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via demigodshuntinginthetardis)

drarna:

instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.

(via thedoctors11)

assbutt-of-asgard:

imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward

(via theperksofbeingaclotpole221b)

Marshall McLuhan (via reckon)

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how-ood:

#That’s it #That’s the show

(Source: thesarahjanesmith, via thedoctors11)